This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!
God dammit Bronies -_- this is why no one likes us
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
welcome-streams-of-sweet-dreams:
Just listen.
oh shit.
Get on my blog. RIGHT NOW. HOLY SHIT.
MOTHERFUCK *head explodes*
((DANCE GOD DAMMIT))
oh my GOOODDDD
GOOD LORD ITS BEAUTIFUL
WHAT EVEN HOW IS THIS REAL
I JUST CAME. OKAY. GOOD.
I would go to discos if they had this music.
EVERYONE GO HOME
BECAUSE THIS
what is my life before this song i dont even…
i just needed this on my blog again okay
@0@
hhhhhh
Always reblogging
OH MY GOD GET BACK ON MY BLOG I MISSED YOU OMG
o.o What is this?
OH MY GOD.
WHAT IS THIS EARGASMMMMMM
IT’S BACK
OH MY GOD
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GLORY
YES IT’S BACK ON MY DAAAAAAASH
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really want to text April, but her phone is dying and she may need it to call for a ride home tomorrow
what now?
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
FUCK! IT’S MOVING.
WHERE DID IT COME FROM? HOW DID I NOT SEE IT? I’M SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO THIS THING.
I WOULD SAY KILL IT WITH FIRE, BUT THERE’S NOT ENOUGH…
OH FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. THERE’S FUCKING TWO OF THEM. THEY’VE GOT ME SURROUNDED. CALL IN A FUCKING NUCLEAR AIRSTRIKE; THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN. I AM WELL AND TRULY FUCKED. ALL THE NOPES. WE CAN’T SALVAGE THIS MISSION. EAGLE ONE IS GOING DOWN. TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER. ABORT MISSION; LIFE IS OVER.
WE’RE NOT LEAVING YOU BEHIND DAMMIT! WE’RE SENDING IN THE HELICOPTERS TO PICK YOU UP, JUST PRAY THE ROPE ISN’T MADE OF MILLIPEDES!
MISSION UPDATE: I AM THE GOD-DAMN BEASTMASTER.
DO YOU THINK THAT CAN CONTAIN THEM? THEY CHEW THROUGH SOLID ADAMANTIUM AND SHIT REFINED URANIUM! THOSE WILL SURELY BREACH A PUNY PLASTIC CUP!
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCK THATVILLE
SPECIALIZED CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES HAVE BEEN INITIATED.
PLACING THAT SCRABBLE BOARD ON TOP WILL SURELY SPELL YOUR DOOM!
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
FUCK! IT’S MOVING.
WHERE DID IT COME FROM? HOW DID I NOT SEE IT? I’M SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO THIS THING.
I WOULD SAY KILL IT WITH FIRE, BUT THERE’S NOT ENOUGH…
OH FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. THERE’S FUCKING TWO OF THEM. THEY’VE GOT ME SURROUNDED. CALL IN A FUCKING NUCLEAR AIRSTRIKE; THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN. I AM WELL AND TRULY FUCKED. ALL THE NOPES. WE CAN’T SALVAGE THIS MISSION. EAGLE ONE IS GOING DOWN. TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER. ABORT MISSION; LIFE IS OVER.
WE’RE NOT LEAVING YOU BEHIND DAMMIT! WE’RE SENDING IN THE HELICOPTERS TO PICK YOU UP, JUST PRAY THE ROPE ISN’T MADE OF MILLIPEDES!
MISSION UPDATE: I AM THE GOD-DAMN BEASTMASTER.
DO YOU THINK THAT CAN CONTAIN THEM? THEY CHEW THROUGH SOLID ADAMANTIUM AND SHIT REFINED URANIUM! THOSE WILL SURELY BREACH A PUNY PLASTIC CUP!
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCK THATVILLE
but that’s a Dinette train…possibly made of millipedes
